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Jegerkajisawesome
PostPosted: 2011/12/31 10:42    Post subject:
I can tell you this much though. It's going to be beautifully written.

Because if there's one thing that disturbs people, it's not only that it's disturbing. It's the fact that there's been put effort into it :D
Okocise
PostPosted: 2011/12/31 7:41    Post subject:
Documentation is the first step to a masterpiece ^^
Jegerkajisawesome
PostPosted: 2011/12/30 8:01    Post subject:
Well, for starters you can have this. It's going to be something equally disturbing.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/4363/Pancakes

One of the comments are pretty good.

. . . 27 pancakes? Hmm. . . according to wikipedia the typical mare vagina is 4 centimeters by 20 centimeters -- which, assuming a roughly cylindrical vaginal opening, would result in an internal volume of ~251 cubic centimeters. A typical pancake uses about a fourth cup of batter, or around 60 cubic centimeters of batter. So. . . 27 pancakes would require ~1620 cubic centimeters of batter. Taking into consideration that the equine vagina has a remarkable ability to stretch when giving birth it probably isn't too far fetched of an idea that 27 pancakes could fit within the confines of a typical pony vagina. That is all.
. . .
I should really get back to exam prep.
. . .
Or reddit.

>The equine vagina has a remarkable ability to stretch when giving birth

Why would you know that.
Okocise
PostPosted: 2011/12/29 17:04    Post subject:
I have conflicting feelings atm. One is fear, the other is curiosity :-D
Jegerkajisawesome
PostPosted: 2011/12/29 12:54    Post subject:
The internet be scary, mon.

One day, I'm gonna write a clopfic and send it to you Oko. One day. And it's gonna be disturbing as fuck, because by the Gods, have I picked up some tricks.
Okocise
PostPosted: 2011/12/29 10:18    Post subject:
Quote:
"Dashie, I'm really not sure that we should be doing this..."


ORLY?

Aside from the anatomical inconsistencies obviously ...
Jegerkajisawesome
PostPosted: 2011/12/29 5:54    Post subject: What the blueberry fuck is this
So there's this pretty bad romance fic with like Rainbow Dash and some human named Kyle. I don't even. BUT THEN. Some guy had to take it to a whole new level of creepy. He made, and mind you, this is not the original author, he made a goddamn 1k word sex scene. I don't even know WHY. But it's disturbing.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/5500/1/Filling-In-The-Blanks%3A-How-Did-I-Get-Here%3F/Sex-Scene-In-%26quot%3BI-LIVE%21%26quot%3B

Have fun, if you dare.

Also, this comic is pretty shit: http://comic.bostonandshaun.com/index.php?date=2005-02-12 I don't even know where I find it anymore, I just have it.

Brb, getting some mind bleach.