Okay, I'm admitting it now

[Jegerkajisawesome]

Reading fanfiction has scarred me for life.

No really.

You know it's bad when you just finished a story that involved a pony trying to rape a police officer which then ended in her getting arrested while she screamed "Cocks, give me cocks". And when you've read stories that had a clusterfuck of unpleasant things. They include: Rape, incest, pukesex, cutting limbs off, having sex with cut off limbs, cutting out tounges, bondage, child molesting, more rape, torture, gooey deaths, a crazy guy licking up his own stuff mixed with puke and blood and guts and fun things. Fandom you so crazy sometimes, getting inspired to do all this by pastel-coloured ponies.

The usual stuff.

Fuck my life :D

[Okocise]

...

[Jegerkajisawesome]

Oh well, at least I learned that if you should ever happen to be conveniently transported to Ponyland in your sleep, you'll suddenly be immensely attractive, intelligent and charming. And you will gain the ability to spray horse sex pheromones. Why? Because.

You will also be able to run faster than a horse even though you are some kind of introverted nerd that never does anything physical.

Sounds nice, if it wasn't for the whole pony thing, actually.

I also get friend requests from creepy pony roleplayers on facebook all the time. ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu

[Zorgat]

Wait... what?
You wanne have sex with a pony ???

You know actually i dont wonne know :p

[Jegerkajisawesome]

Nonono! For the love of God no! :D

I have read about sex with ponies though. It was scary.

[Zorgat]

Hmm.
I'm not convinced Kaj.
Answer me this: How would you feel if Twilight would stand in front
of you spread her legs and wave her tail at you?

:p

[Jegerkajisawesome]

I would probably feel incredibly awkward. And then I'd wonder why there was a purple unicorn on my floor :D

Not that that wouldn't be incredibly awesome, but still. A liiiiiittle awkward.

(convinced yet? :D)

I'd also be creeped out.

Also, how do you know one of 'em are called Twilight. Hmm? :D

[Okocise]

Jegerkajisawesome wrote:

Also, how do you know one of 'em are called Twilight. Hmm? :D

I'd like an answer to that question too ^^

[Jegerkajisawesome]

Tell us! Tell us! :D

Zorgat, where did you go? :D

[Zorgat]

Becouse ur spamming this forum about pony's. *cough*

[Jegerkajisawesome]

I'm pretty sure I only mentioned her once in some crappy fanfiction a looong time ago... :p

on a cold mroning ranbow dash are flying fast. "i like this" she said. she dint pay atenchin so she flyed into twolit sprkles house

ranbow das siad "oops sorry" saod rinbow dash

but it were too latte'...

tlilite was cast a spell and ranbow dashh mesed up her wen she crassed into her house cuse fast cuase she wast payin attenchin

"damnt now im pritty" twilite spitted.

"ooooh babby" saying rainbo dash

rainbow dash lokked at twilit. she was prity . rainbow turn red or whatevs color she turn wen she fins girls pretty.

twilit baksed up to the wall and looked all embearassed and try to hhid her face and pushed her head to grownd. she looked up

ranbow dash look at twlilit. her had rape fase on.

"not rapeing!" scrammed twlilit. .. .. .but ranbow das hump pushed twiligt to the grouwnd all ov twligits hoof started hurt. "i dont\ want to be raped agin" but she was raped anyways.

pagaraf 2

"stop pEEING ON ME" ranbiw dash always ppeed when she rape. and one time even mor thaan pp. the rapening was finaly oven. ranbow das mad sexy angry face. and sed "clean self up bich" then ...she leafed,

all tlilight could do was crying on the the floor. "i messed up my spel then got prity and then gott raped on and peed" twlight sed with no smiling

ding dong

it was door

who knoking at this night of time.

tlilite goed to the door and opened. it was everywon in ponyveile. evan big mick and applejack and ranbowdash agin and fluttershy and rarity and even everywone elts.

twlite speaked "o no not giiiiin!"

rarity sayed and "time for rape" and tehn everyone hump pushed her to grouwnd.

twilit "NOOOOOOOOO"


I think it was this one

[Jegerkajisawesome]

Even though... If it was Slugbox's ponies it'd be an entirely different matter.

Of course I would say... YES!!

(pony references because I'm 20% cooler)

^ Shoot me now :D

[Zorgat]

Your mind is dirty my pony loving Kaj.

[Jegerkajisawesome]

My mind has always been dirty and full of fuck ever since I discovered rule 34 :D

[Okocise]

*shivers*