The fuck is with this author

[Jegerkajisawesome]

"Jack had been in plenty of relationships before in high school before, but with a pony, it seemed like a good idea. "

It seemed. Like a good idea. What. I don't even. Mind full of fuck.

[Okocise]

What was not stated:

"Jack's conquests (non-exhaustive list): that fat chick from the lower grade, his sexually frustrated teacher, a vast array of stray cats, that sheep he once met (but he was drunk, mistakes were made, OK!), an ox, two ducks and the neighbour's dog."

Jack's motto: If it breathes, it's fuckable. If it doesn't breathe, it won't complain.

[Jegerkajisawesome]

Lololololololololol, Jack's been busy.